WHY WE STAY

I Woke Up This Morning
My Toes Were Cold
Of Course I Just Figured
It's Cause I'm Old

You Know Circulation
Does Tend To Slow
As The Birthdays Increase
And The Numbers Grow

But Today Just Seemed Different
I Took A Hot Shower
It Felt Like I Lingered
For Almost An Hour

I Stepped Out And Dryed Off
All Shiny And Clean
But It Didn't Take Long
I Was Still The " Ice Queen "

As I Readied For Work
I Turned On The Tube
And Then It Made Sense
We Were All An Ice Cube

The Warnings Were Beeping
Across The T.V.
It Was -40 Below
Not The Wind Chill You See

       

An Arctic Blast Moved In
Took Over Control
While I Slept Counting Sheep
  They Were Shoveling Coal  




As I Headed For Work
And Left My Warm Home
The Ground Creaked And Groaned
Like Walking On Foam



My Car Had A Few Things
To Share With Me Too
As It Growled Very Slowly
Like It Swallowed Some Glue



We Made It To Work
Through Clouds Of Exhaust
Like A "White Out" Of Ethanol
Coated In Frost


As I Waited On Tables
Throughout This Cold Day
I Wondered (?) Why People
Would Live Life This Way

Your Nostrils Freeze Shut
Just Inhaling Outside
So You Race To Your Car
Like In There You Can Hide




I Sometimes Just Think
That In Weather Like This
It's Just GOD Helping Out
The Cold Weather Biz'

But If Truth Would Be Told
As The "Old Timers" Say;
"It Just Keeps Out The Riff~Raff
And That's Why We Stay"


JODY HARMON
© copyright
JANUARY ~ 2004
Used with permission

( A TRUE STORY FROM THE GREAT STATE OF MINNESOTA )

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Baby It's Cold Outside
sung by
 Johnny Mercer and Margaret Whiting

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    January 2004

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