Gatlinburg Spring Fling 

I'm Heading Down To Grand Ol' Gatlinburg
Gatlinburg ~ Tennessee
Cause Red Hat Ladies From The QMB
Will Be Waiting ~ For M e e e e e e e e . . .

I'm So Excited, That I'm Counting Days
Gatlinburg ~ "Red Hat Fling"
Still New To "The Red Hat Society"
I'm Not Sure What I Should Bring ?!?

But Gatlinburg ... You're Sure To Be
M e m o r i e s ~ For M e e e e e e e e e e . .
Red Hat . . . Gatlinburg . . 
Gatlinburg, Tennessee

Gatlinburg, Tennnneeeesssseeee . . 

Some Time Ago I Met A Red Hat Queen
Thanks To The *I n t e r n e t* . . .
She Promised Me That She'd Be Waiting There ~
And Said That It's Damn Time We Met !!!

I'm Planning Costumes That I Hope To Wear
At Gatlinburgs' Red Hat Fling
If They Don't Turn Out, I Don't Really Care
Just Look At My "Got-Rocks" Ring !!!
Oh Gatlinburg . . . You're Gonna Be 

Smiles and Tears For M e e e e e e e e e e. . . 

Red Hat Gatlinburg . . .
Gatlinburg , Red Hat Fling 
Gatlinburg , Tennnneeeesssseeee . . . 

I Know We're Gonna' Have The Greatest Time
Finally ~ Getting To Meet
The Glenstone Lodge Will Never Be The Same
Once Red Hatters Turned Up The Heat

So Red Hat Ladies From the QMB
This Is My Letter Of Love . . .
I Cannot Wait To Meet Each One Of You
Heaven Has Sent From Above . . .

Oh Gatlinburg, Please Sloooooowwww Your Clocks
I Don't Want To Miss Out A Thing . . .
Good Ol' Gatlinburg ~
Gatlinburg April Fling . . .

Gatlinburgs' Red Spring Fling !

April 21~23~'06