JodyRedHat

"The Red Hat Society began as a result of a few women
deciding to greet middle age with verve, humor and elan.
We believe silliness is the comedy relief of life, and
since we are all in it together, we might as well join
red-gloved hands and go for the gusto together.
Underneath the frivolity, we share a bond of affection,
forged by common life experiences and a genuine enthusiasm for wherever life takes us next."
Sue Ellen Cooper, Queen Mother

~ News Flash ~
" North Dakota Nursing Home Sees RED "
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. . . This Is " Twilight ~ Twila " Reporting LIVE,
With NEWS HOT OFF THE WIRE !
There's An Epidemic, Spreading Fast,
Like A Raging RED HOT FIRE !
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This Dilemma Has The State On Edge,
Wondering Where It Might Hit Next ?
An Infectious Fever Just Appears,
They're Unsure Of Its' Effects.
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The E.C.C. ~ ( Emergency Control Center )
Has Been Scrambling For A Cure.
To Reduce The Victims' ~ Falling Prey,
And To Keep Things As They Were.

But . . .
So Far Attempts Have Fallen Short,
As They Struggle With These Matters.
Officials Now Have Named This Thing,
And They Call It . . . " The Red Hatters "

This Strangely New Phenomenon,
Has Hit This Country Hard.
And Women In Their Golden Years,
Are Often Caught Off Guard.
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One Day They're Home, Just Cleaning House,
Or Baking Home-Made Bread ?
When All At Once, . . . They Change Somehow,
And Wear PURPLE & RED.

Another Symptom That We've Seen,
Is In Their Attitude.
They Seem To Laugh & Smile A Lot,
This Is Known As . . . " Hattitude " !

The Reason That We're Here Today,
Reporting " Live From Mott "
Our Sources Wanted No Delay ~
To Say . . . "They Think You're HOT" !

Investigators Grew Concerned,
When An Urgent Call Came In.
A Citizen ~ From This Small Town,
Said It Hit Their Next Of Kin' !

We Need To Take This Serious ~
This Is No Laughing Matter !
Your Neighbor Could Be One Of Them,
Infected By . . . " RED HATTER "
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And Then, Another Eye-Witness,
We Shall Just Call . . . "Mr. Comb".
Came Forward With The Worst News Yet,
HATTERS Hit The Nursing Home !
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The Beginning Of The End For Sure,
When This Hits A Nursing Center.
And "Mabel-Jane" Wears A Feathered Hat,
That Some Total Stranger Sent Her ?

The Sad Thing That We Need To Share,
Is That Once A Lady's Hit ?
There's No Recourse, There Is No Cure,
But They Promise Not To Quit.
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The RED HATS And The PURPLE CLOTHES,
You'll Have To Just Endure.
Tea ~ Parties, & Those Feathered Boas,
We'll Someday Find A Cure !

But Until That Time - And Until That Day . . .
The Thing That Really Matters -
Is To Watch Your Back - And Protect Your MOM,
~ So That She Won't Get ~
"RED HATTERS"

Because of the fact that The Red Hat Society is growing so quickly,
I just was informed earlier this evening that coming out next month
is a new "Red Hat Society" Lifestyle Magazine that will be available
for subscription and also available in all of the grocery and book stores.

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Thanks
*ZIPLO*