Somebody said...
it takes about six weeks to get back to normal, 
after you've had a baby  
Somebody doesn't know 
that once you're a mother, normal is history.
Somebody said...
you learn how to be a mother by instinct 
Somebody never 
took a three-year-old shopping
Somebody said...
being a mother is boring  
Somebody never 
rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit 
Somebody said... 
if you're a "good" mother, your child will 
"turn out good"
Somebody thinks 
a child comes with directions and a guarantee
Somebody said... 
"good" mothers never raise their voices 
Somebody never 
came out the back door, just in time to see  her
 child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window
Somebody said... 
you don't need an education to be a mother 
Somebody never 
helped a fourth grader with his math
Somebody said... 
you can't love the fourth child as much as you 
love the first  
Somebody doesn't have four children
Somebody said... 
a mother can find all the answers to her 
child-rearing questions in books  
Somebody never 
had a child stuff beans up his nose
Somebody said... 
the hardest part of being a mother 
is labor and delivery 
Somebody never 
watched her "baby" get on the bus for 
the first day of kindergarten.
Somebody said... 
a mother can do her job with her eyes closed, 
and one hand tied behind her back  
Somebody never 
organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies
Somebody said... 
a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married 
Somebody doesn't 
know that marriage adds a new son, or daughter-in-law 
to a mother's heartstrings
Somebody said... 
a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home 
Somebody never 
had grandchildren!
Somebody said... 
your mother knows you love her, 
so you don't need to tell her ...

 
Somebody isn't a mother.

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You are a wonderful Mother
dear old Mother of mine
you'll hold a spot down deep in my heart
'til the stars no longer shine

Your soul shall live on forever
loaned to the fields of time
for they'll never be another to me
like that wonderful Mother of mine

You are the wonderful Mother
dear old Mother of mine
you'll hold a spot down deep in my heart
'til the stars no longer shine

Your soul shall live on forever
loaned to the fields of time
for they'll never be another to me
like that wonderful Mother of mine.

Happy Mother's Day to all Mothers...